Have you ever been accused of cheating?
I have not
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No
Would you change anything about your childhood?
No
Have you been to an Emergency Room in the past three months?
Nnno
If so, what for (i.e. patient, visitor)?
Are you still a virgin?
No
Are you okay with that?
Sure
What is your least favorite thing about the same sex?
It depends
What about the opposite sex?
^
Have you ever seen a bald eagle in person?
Not that I’m aware of
What type of rides do you like most at amusement parks?
All the scary ones
Would you be willing to take a drug test right now?
Sure
Has there ever been a time in your life that you would’ve failed that test?
Yes
Do you have a job?
Yes
Do you ever wish you could be someone else specifically?
Sometimes
Do you like music?
I do
Pick a SINGLE genre of music as your favorite.
No
What are your feelings about adoption?
Choice
Do you think abortion should be outlawed?
No
Do you have any chapstick nearby?
No
Did you feel bad for the bees in Bee Movie?
Fuck this survey is annoying
Where do you wish you could hop on a plane and vacation to right now?
Anywhere cold
After you are done with high school/college, what are your plans?
No clue
Do you ever feel bad for your parents?
Every day
When a seemingly homeless person asks you for money, what do you do?
It depends
Have you ever paid for someone because they forgot their wallet?
Yeah
What is your least favorite color?
I don’t know
You are buying a decently priced, new car. What is it?
I don’t speak car
What town do you want to raise your children in?
I wouldn’t have children
How many lovers have you had?
/shrug
Have you ever been vomited on?
No
Have you ever vomited on someone else?
I don’t think so
What one moment in your life do you want to play over and over again?
No
Was your first love mutual?
I doubt it’s been and gone
Where is that first love right now?
I don’t know what love is
Have you seen yourself when you were younger and think, “Man, I was dumb!”
Of course
Who is the one family member you wish you were closer to?
Nana
Are you originally from where you are right now?
Yes
What is your least favorite smell?
/shrug
Have you ever seen a famous person in public?
Yes
What celebrity would you like to get with and why?
N/A
Where is the dumbest place you have ever fallen asleep?
I don’t know
Do you like the underwear you are wearing?
Legit
Do you think the way someone dresses is a reflection on how they act?
Sometimes I guess
Have you ever said you hated someone you didn’t know?
Lots
Which do you prefer a kiss or hug?
It depends
Where do you keep your socks?
Drawers
Do you like the song Paper Planes?
Not really
What is your all-time favorite band?
I don’t know
Which is the second?
Do you want to party right now?
No
Do your parents encourage you?
Yes
Does the air conditioning in your car work?
Don’t drive
Is your favorite color anywhere near you?
I don’t have one
What color are your nails right now?
Greeny weird emerald colour
Do you ever wish you could be the opposite sex?
Hell yes
Why or why not?
Do you consider yourself open-minded?
Yes, very
Where do you put your shoes on?
Whereever they happen to be
What type of shoes do you wear to work?
Grosby ones
Where, on your body, did you get your last hickey?
Neck
Why have or haven’t you moved out of your parents house?
Because I’m 16, maybe
Do you believe in sex before marriage?
Yes
Do you ever think about what the rest of your life will be like?
I avoid it
